Perceptions are the truth

Dont assume that

1) Im always considerate
2) I have the ability to always think logically
3) I wanna think logically all the time

Im heading for troubled times..

I think im gay..

Im especially gay after a few drinks.
They say alcohol gives a man courage.. Courage to be gayish..



The Alcohol..



Impetus for being gay..



Turning gay..



Im two timing..



Someone has to get hurt..

Im so glad that i found my true calling..

Being Lucas must be one of the toughest job in the world. Either that or im just living in my own world all along..

Knowing the right thing to do doesnt mean it will turn out right.

=(

Overheard yesterday..

The fuel gauge in a car is no longer what it used to be..

E= Enough.
F= Finish.

HAhaha...Hands up those that never heard of this joke before.

Working shift again tonite. Somone out there definately dont like me...

Frankly, i hate to work on shifts. Its quite sad when you only start working when bulk of ur company's strength goes home. =(

Im speechless.

If i say too much, i mgt be seen as going back on my words in the future. Better be quiet.

Im mgt not as big a man as i think i am...

Shhh....

Im on my way to becomming a multi-millionaire...

Why?

Becoz Adam Khoo likes red, juz like me.

AHhahah...

Good things happen in pairs..
I reckon the same can be said for silly things.

Not too long ago, someone really silly crack a joke about a certain religious figure. It spark a outcry from a certain group of religious people. the result??


(photo adpoted from 'The Straits times')
Lots of chaos..


(photo adpoted from 'The Straits times')
Lots of people looking really silly.. i meant...fierce..

Oh well...

I guess some people do have more time on their hands. Bring me my morning papers.

I have found my handphone! I have found my handphone!!

Happy days are here again!!

Hahahah....

Ouch.. Im hurt.
My heart aches becoz my handphone is somewhere out there.

Sigh.. U win some, u lose the rest.
=(