Perceptions are the truth

Ahhhhhhhhhh.........

Its another hot and humid day with yours truely suffering from bouts of flu.
This is a horrible start to the holidays. Or rather, an end to my holidays. Not much left, if you understand where im coming from.

Im beginning to understand life as a ah sia kia with nothing to do but playing outdated computer games and watching TV and surfing net and reading the papers. I never really have alot of time until 5 days ago and i must say, im kinda enjoying it.

This of course lead my mind to wonder what people nowadays do to chill out and be cool... I mean, for me, its understood to have little time else for everything after attending lectures and having numerous suppers and rumble through last minute studies when exams comes but what if....

1) Im smart and i dun need so much time to study.
2) Im rich and i can afford anything i want.
3) I have so much time in the world that i need to find things to occupy my daily life.

In other words..

4) What if i juz wanna act like some silly kids who has little worries other than how to lie to my parents about needing more money to buy that assessment book for the upcoming test...

NOW NOW, dun go away thinking u can sue me for the above statement and say that im generalising everyone... Becoz if u do that, u are admitting that you belong to the above category! So, a word from Your Truely (boasting an IQ of 75), i say u juz pretend that im not talking about you and someone else... i.e, ur best buddy or ur good friend or your brother...

And now...the IN THING to do nowadays when u are bored...

1) BE COOL.

Okie, it was already the 'in' thing some 20 years ago when i was a teenager but come on! GEN Y happens to lack that little innovative-ness and decided that being cool is still cool.

How do u be cool when u belong to Gen Y?

1) DRESS COOL.

COOL. How do u do that? For the uncle and aunties and my grandpa, heres something i read from cool as can be newspaper, The STRAITS TIMES couple of days back. As usual, i must stress that ST is a cool paper and thus far they have not sued my butt off for using their articles and i would like to take this opportunity to thank them for being so cool and that im also cool with all their articles. Peace.



COOL LOOKING HUH?



COOL COOL COOL Huh?

Suddenly, the weather feels cooler but thats beside the point. Chk out what Gen Y is wearing nowadays. If u ask me, Its so darn cool as compared to what those bengs and lians wear during my time. Man, can u remember Versac* and Valentin* and Hunting Worl* and Giodan*.

Okie, Giodan* was for people like me. COme on, it was all that i could afford and it was much higher class than those Ultraman T-shirt my mum brought for me from Pasar Malam.... I remember the logo on the T-shirt was a Toad but it the animals was 'IN' back then and Giodan* did the right thing by adopting one.

Let me see, there was a horse (and it isnt ferrari), an elephant and a dog with a candy tail...and what else was there???

Im digressing but Giodan* was really really the closest thing that i can find that was cheap and cool. While the real brandies have colored jeans, i had colored polo T!!! And the BEst part is, im still wearing them after all these years...

Now, lets get back to what GEN Y is wearing nowadays... ARE THEY COOL OR WAT? Chk out the lines and the cuttings and the curves.......on those '6' and '9' and '3's! $3000 for a set of clothes?

Hey, thanks but no thanks. Giodan* suits me juz fine and im sure, long after these cool clothes go out of style, my mud green polo T from giodan* would still be around.

Sheese, so much for me being cool. I think i'll stick around in an aircon room...maybe that will work.

PEACE.