Perceptions are the truth

Dear all,

I've been wanting to post this for the longest time....but due to my part time daytime job, i never really got around to it.

Well, i mean, i have to contemplate at the same time, with Kane and Scrin. Both of them get a kick out of whacking my GDIs...

And then, there is 黄金路....who is really taking up too much of my time becoz they show it at some lousy 9pm timing. Its like immediately after dinner, i would have to hype myself up and hurried myself to finish all my stuff before i can ponk myself infront of TV to watch it.. Its just too good a show to miss...

But...since im off this morning...i should tackle something that many of us hold close to our heart.

HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY?

Im no guru... but if you belong to any of the following...

1) Property gamblers Investors
2) Equities gamblers Investors, this group includes all those Forex traders. God knows what they do...
3) Idiots Investment link insurance policy holders

I say its time to relook at your investment choices. I offer the following options..

1) POSB. My Saving Account
1.5% PA for a 1.5K deposit every month.

2) Maybank. ISavvy Account
2% PA for a 50K n abv deposit

3) SingFinance
2% PA for 100K n abv if you lock it in for 36mths.

When the knifes falls over, alot of people will be cut. Some of us will bleed to death while some will live to tell the tale.

Alternatively...
You can try any of the following...


I wonder if they still play this...but u have to be very smart to win. Im not smart soo...


Again, another smart ass game. I doubt i'll win alot of money.


Omg... swim with snakes and eat tofu out of a bowl of worms... I'll pass too...


Hey...this is all the rage now. With babes to ogle...Hmm...this one is for serious consideration.


TADA! This is something i really want to join.

Many people join with their best friends, gay partners and even girlfriends. But during the course of the show, somehow, they will definately fall out with each other due to disagreement over certain decisions..

I believe i have found the perfect way to win the race. I'll join with my most hated friends... That way, we will be caught up wth out-doing each other and tauting each other, we might just come out first over each leg of the race..

I feel so smart sometimes..

Regards
Smarty Pants.