Perceptions are the truth

I feel like a loser. Im trawling the net to find ways to increase my red blood count. Things that i have done over the past couple of days..

1) I ate the iron tablets provided by the Donation centre.
HAhaha... those are for wuss but..im desperate.

2) I drank berocca.
It was provided free with the Marathon good bag and it contains folic acid which was suppose to help aid generation of red blood cells. I even found those packs from the marathon i took part 2 years back.

3) I forced mama to buy me pork liver....
And i drank the bloody soup that was used to cooked the liver. Errrm...3 spoonful of it. Afterwhich, i decided that if i were to suffer from poisoning, it would not aid in my run too... so i stopped.

4) Im going to SGH to ask for the packet of blood i donated last sunday.
Im going to ask for it to be transfused back into me later.. Apparently, this is the fastest way to replenish your red blood cells.

Point no.4 brings me to wonder... Are all vampires really junkie marathoners?

Regards
Desperate.

Update..

While i was out walking my body about 20mins back, i thought of more things that i did over the week..

5) I stopped tauting Raven.
Darn... hes strangely slow at marathons (dont ask me why) but i was easily 45mins to an hour faster than him the last few times we ran marathons.. but i never really got near him during those short runs.

6) i started looking for jogging buddies...
Xerox, keith and even jade.... i definately need to find excuses if i come in after 6 hours..
"Hey, i saw XXX..and he was struggling. I thought i'll walk with him/her so as to ensure that he/she completes the race" <---its going to go along the line of good sportmanship / friendship..