Perceptions are the truth

Instead of feeling proud, i really should be ashame of myself.

The auditors concluded 3 days of audit yesterday and did not have a single finding for the item that i was handling..

The only plausible reason that i can think of is that im really good at lying and forging.
For 2 months, i forged documents all day long.. i forged during weekends... i forged them during my leave.

And for 3 days earlier this week, i lied to the auditors...constantly. I had a reason for everything and everyone.

So when the initial debrief came out... it took the auditors 20 secs to sum up my item.

I hope this goes some way alleviating my boss's dislike for me. (i had an opportunity to look at him from a high point of view yesterday and i saw him crouching in one corner... hes most prob ashame of my presentation.. *ashame is a culture that runs in my workplace but thats another story for another day)

Alrite, im off to serve my nation. I wont lie for at least another year. =)

Regards
Liar